Continued from above.
Which reminds ov the time when it was all over the news
about
Charlie talking to 'is plants.
I gives 'im a bell
and asked 'im to come down to my allotment and 'ave a
word wiv
mine, 'cos me MaryJane plants were growin' OK but they
weren't producin' any 'eads.
'No problem Chick, one will send
the Rolls round to pick
one up tomorrow and one will see what one can do.' sez Charlie.
The next day when we arrived at me allotment,
I goes into me
shed to put the kettle on and knock one together,
while Charlie 'as a wander round telling me plants
to get their
finger out, then comes into me shed for
his cuppa and a smoke.
We sits there all quiet for a bit, as you do, and 'e asks me wot
I thought of Gorilla.
'I like 'er Chaz,
she's OK' sez I.
So then 'e sez 'You know she's got nips like..'
'Whoa mate! Too much information! If you like 'er,
that's all that matters.' I interrupts.
'Aye, your right mate,' he gigglez, 'get another one together!'
'OK then,
but don't be throwin' a whitey on me.' I repliez.
And so the afternoon went on. His chauffeur went for the MacDonalds,
then
the Woppa's an hour later, then the Ketucky Fried Wren an hour after that!
At last 'e sez, 'I'll have to go, I'm taking
Gorilla to the flicks tonight
for some premiere or other. Need a lift back, Chick?'
'Nah, mate I'll be OK, luv to Gorilla an' give 'er one for me!'
'I will do mate' giggled Charlie, 'right up the Gary!' and stumbled off
toward his awaiting Roller looking slightly the worse for wear !!!
CHICKSDISCS # 1 FOR VINYL !!!
